This photo is over ten years old.  Notice that she unbuttoned her blouse so as to reveal a little crack.  Like mooning.  She may not appear to you at first view, although the cold reptilian eyes do give her away somewhat, that she dangles on the spectrum of autism and has been diagnosed.  She made so many criminal 911 calls that Asheville police threatened to carry her off to jail.  She appears to be sedated now; maybe they got her on tranqs.

Caveat:  Avoid her like she’s a death adder.  She’s dangerous.  Pretty petunias, though.